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vperry:

crystalmath2:

Carly Rae Jepson - Call me maybe

what


CHRISTO

hoLY FUCK.

(Source: mybuddykeiths-choice-ass)

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whyworryyourlifeaway:

peens:

Please reblog on the offchance that someone has seen him. This means a lot to me!

please guys, this really means a lot to artie… So if you live in the Greensboro area, please keep an eye out. Please help

whyworryyourlifeaway:

peens:

Please reblog on the offchance that someone has seen him. This means a lot to me!

please guys, this really means a lot to artie… So if you live in the Greensboro area, please keep an eye out. Please help

(via chaneytea)

heyitspj:

Oh hey this looks pretty good so far, now I’ll just add the hand and-

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

  • Teacher: Don't over-analyze the assignment.
  • Me: What do you mean when you say "over-analyze"?

a bromantic comedy: digatisdi: When I was in preschool there was this really weird system...

digatisdi:

When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:

And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.

In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a…

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HEY! I just found a button in my apartment and I have NO IDEA WHAT IT DOES! *reaches for button*

You guys are such ALARMISTS. What could possibly go wrong if I push some mysterious, unmarked button?

I am sure this is unrelated to my pushing the button, but the elevators have stopped working in my building and security is freaking out.

Maureen Johnson (via twitter) (via shatter-every-window) (via jarfuls-of-wisdom)

My favorite companion that never was.

(Source: -expelliarmus-, via nerdfighterinyourpants)

firefurrets:

whats that smell

you mean your salami leg

his salami leg 

their salami leg

or carl’s shoes

(via valesmf)

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pottermoosh:

Bekn just sent me an email that was nothing but the word ‘sorry’.

This was the attachment.